Tick menace

Contrary to what the experts will tell you and I mean anyone who considers themselves an expert, ticks do not crawl up your pants legs and bite your privates or the General. Ticks come from everywhere out here I am currently sitting on my porch. A tick fell off the ceiling onto my arm,  that is obviously not crawling up my leg. Please be Leary of anyone self proclaiming expertise on anything. Includes me.